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Just a taste of my new pics..I’m not really this scary, I promise..

I do have lots of smiley ones to come too!

Do I look like Septic Peg/Mystic Meg? I will stare into your crystal balls…I see into the future, oh look, there’s a fone, I see you ringing it, I see websites, I see Borough tube station, I see trousers falling down, oh it’s all went a bit fuzzy..

I had a very funny compliment online yesterday, and I thought oh, I’m keeping that for myself!

I’m sure that like a stick of rock, if they cut you in half you would have the word ‘fun’ running all the way through you.. xx

Hehe, I like that! Cheers M! If they cut you in half, you would have the words ‘durty bugger’ ..haha.

‘The Girlfriend Experience’ by Alecky Blythe.

I went to see this play last year at The Royal Court Theatre in Sloane Square. It was great!

The ‘script’ is entirely made up of real life recorded conversations of real life working ladies.

It’s now back by popular demand at The Young Vic Theatre , near Waterloo.  Get a ticket!

I am going to go again too, not telling you which date, but if you see me..give me a wink!

www.youngvic.org

I’m having a new photoshoot on Sunday, so you will have to keep popping in to see when they are on here..

Have some ideas together..not telling you either, you will have to wait and see!

The last time I got pics was ages ago..about the 17th century!

I was thinking ‘Dangerous Liasons’…what really happened was ‘Pantomime Dame’.

(yes, it is really me in the photo)

This book is real. Oh I can’t bear the thought..bleurghh. It’s not food!

I have experienced the taste, oh it’s just bloody awful. (big hint there if you’re visiting me!)

I like being the cause of it though…and I have used it in my artwork, remember? So I have no foibles about it, but it’s not tasty! If it was, I’d be OK with it.

I wonder how much is needed for each recipe?

I’m imagining these milking machines, akin to what is used for cows..

 Booths with naked men, pipes and metal tubes attached …

Industrial de-sp**king, hmmm?

The mooing may be replaced with groans of pleasure…maybe not!

I was sent this by email, reviews on the right of the link page.

You would definitely need a Peppermint Pecker (see past post) to freshen your breath afterwards!

The cake tin in my house will always be safe for you to eat from…

Or… will it…?

‘Have a Deluxe Dinner Date with Dollymopp, taste her own ‘secret recipe’ dishes’..yes, that’s my new offer..haha…

www.cookingwithcum.com

I sort of  ‘won’ a prize. £1000 to spend in Harrods. My mum and her friend entered a competition and friend won the prize. I got my grubby hands on it for the bargain fee of £400!

So… what to buy? The most famous shop in the world..but I find that Selfridges is far better. They still have classic lines, as well as the fashionable or stylish.

I was hungry, so I went to the foodhall first, sustenance was needed for the spree, you see?

I have shopping plans that work. This is what you do.

1. Wear rubbish clothes. They think you have no money and don’t leech on to you for that reason. You get to browse.

2.Wander in awe. They think you are from another planet, have no money and don’t leech onto you for that reason. You get to browse.

3. Do try to break rules, ie: eat your sandwich in the shop. They think you are malnourished and poor, from another planet, have no money and don’t leech onto you for that reason. You get to browse. With bits of crayfish and rocket on your face.

4. Have a cheap handbag. This is an outwardly visible  show of  no class at all in their opinion. They think you have no style or decorum and that you have no money and don’t leech onto you for that reason. You get to browse. With all the shop assistants sales associates mocking your obvious lack of style knowledge with your rubbish cheap handbag. From Primark if possible.

Sorted, yay!

Wandered and wandered till I could wander no more.

I’m not hard to please, but I couldn’t see anything I liked?

Then I thought.. aha!

A classic and timeless piece of jewellrey/watch. Will be so retro/vintage in years to come, may add value too. Credit crunch in mind..I wouldn’t have made the purchase if not for the voucher.

I levitated towards a watch, very small, extremely understated, and very very expensive. I asked to see it and to try it on.

I have never been fawned over in a shop, but this was FAWNNING for sure!

They fawned on for ages, as I giggled internally. I had a bloody coupon to spend, haha! Greensheild stamps!

I must have looked like Howard Hughes with boobs, one of those scruffy eccentric millionaires.

They made me tea, and fawned themselves to death..and I said ‘I’ll take it!’  Had to put them out of their misery at some point.

I had to add a sizable lump to the final price though. And You helped me didn’t you? See, I buy good things that will gain value later!

So I am now the proud owner of a tiny beautiful diamond watch. I’m quite scared to wear it! I keep looking at it.

I will wear it this week at my very posh function thingy.

I’m  just too rude to be true.
Can’t take my thighs off you.
You’d be like Heaven to touch.
I wanna **** you so much.
At long last the man has arrived
And I thank God I’m alive.
You’re just too good to be true.
Can’t take my thighs off you…

Altogether now, dara! dara! dara! da da da dara dara dahhhhh..

What do you mean that’s not the right words?

(I’m visiting York  5-6-7 August, call or mail asap to arrange)

(I’m visiting Bristol  27-28-29 August, call or mail asap to arrange)

See Dollymopp Tour page for details

Waiter! Please may I have a glass of your Private Release? Ahem…cough cough.

I found this on a wine menu. Hahaha

I have a new Punternet review! Thanks A! xxx

Pixie faced, am I really? That was the day that I was asked for I.D in Sainsbury’s, so it must be true, haha.

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=91847

(I’m visiting York  5-6-7 August, call or mail asap to arrange)

(I’m visiting Bristol  27-28-29 August, call or mail asap to arrange)

See Dollymopp Tour page for details

I bought these after dinner mints for a laugh and when I opened the tin, I was quite dazzled at the size of them!

About an inch and a half, and that is very big for a sweetie?!

I thought it will take about a week to eat one, but it took me, oh, about one minute. Had a lot of practice, haha!

 ’Jaws’ has got nothing on me…