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I am drowning in emails and trying to juggle that with bookings, several travel plans this month and next, and organising photoshoots, etc!

So please bear with me for answers to your mail, I have 2 and a half pages worth to get through…eek.

I have 3 trips out of town too, and I am mostly booked up till the second week of October at the moment.

Thanks for waiting…See you, mail you later! xxx D

P.S.Remember I am in Paris from 6th -10th Sep.

“No, no, Dollymopp – you have got it all wrong! As an amateur entomologist, and a specialist in dipterology, I can positively identify them as two boy flies – and they have not moved for ages as one has got his willy stuck in an unmentionable place. Flies mate like so..
 
The genitalia of male flies is rotated to a varying degree from the position found in other insects. In some flies this is a temporary rotation during mating, but in others, it is a permanent torsion of the organs that occurs during the pupal stage. This torsion may lead to the anus being located below the genitals, or, in the case of 360° torsion, to the sperm duct being wrapped around the gut, despite the external organs being in their usual position. When flies mate, the male initially lies on top of the female, facing in the same direction, but then turns round to face in the opposite direction.
 
Did the fly on top turn around? No! So my case is proven – they were not a mating pair, and you could have swatted the dirty little buggers without an iota of remorse.”

My reviews are all fake? Oh, bring it on…again…yawn. Make tea, get popcorn, settle down now.

…That ‘old chestnut’ has reared it’s head again.. Today I got a random text. My reviews are too nicely written.

Frum peeples whut cood spell innit? Haha.

Therefore, I can’t possibly be a real genuine person, as my visitors have some firm grasp on literature and their knuckles don’t scrape the ground..lucky me! It’s not luck, actually.

 This person would not say who they were, but of course, and didn’t answer my calls. I wanted to go ‘head to head’ with them in realtime chat, but they were only brave behind their ‘masked anonimity’, how bloody admirable… I told them I’d blog this too.

I will share their text version of  ‘wisdom’ with you, as I have nothing to fear. I think they should do a forum post, starring me, again. I must say, it’s great free advertising.

Why I am writing this, is to show some of the crap that ladies have to put up with, and I very rarely get any at all..but I imagine some other ladies really feel threatened by this sort of stuff. Especially new ladies. Maybe I will stop you from getting a bit of this rubbish by having a rant here, and telling them what the deal is.  Mind you, idiots don’t read me or you, they just look at our breasticles and fone number. We would love to meet them, eh? 

Here we go, I will type out the texts on my fone. I don’t know if it’s male or female. Later texts suggested male. I didn’t keep my sends, but I know what I said back, more or less. A waste of a £1… I know…I know…

Here’s the intro.

Texter- ‘You should vary the writing style a little on your reports. It’s a bit of a giveaway otherwise. Good writing though ’  (this must be in ref to my good fortune online recently, huh)

Me- ? Oh I get it, that old chestnut.. My reviews are ‘fake’, but mostly written by authors who have written in a similar style for many other ladies too? So…how does that work then? Text those other ladies with your ‘theories’ too. And PM the reviewers. And the site admin with ‘evidence’. My own style of marketing, (real me hey) and me, being a bit of a quirky niche concept unto myself means I mostly attract the right sort of people for me. They would probably all be friends if they ever met. They share a lot of qualities. With me too. Therefore, the ‘style’ is indeed similar, what is most common is that the person has a brain, can string a sentence together, writes well, usually omitting gory details. I have some on a site that demands gory details. I think they must have still written rather well there, as the further visitors from that site have been very gentlemanly as well.

I have had this ‘argument’ before.

Easy to answer. I feel a blog post coming on! If I was fake, would I draw attention to this conversation and put further doubt up for public view? No…but as I am fine and real, I will. Read my blog later.

Texter- ‘Chill out. I didn’t mean to offend. I understand that reports are a powerful marketing tool and that a lot of ladies use them to their advantage. It’s just when I read some of yours, it seems that the same person has written them. So I was just saying to vary them a bit. But if you insist that they are all gen, no probs. And im (sic) nobody you know. ‘

Me-You didn’t mean to offend? And you certainly don’t understand. ME. I’m not ‘alot of ladies’ I’m ME. You, a stranger has not suggested, but assumed that I write my own reviews!? So it DOES very greatly offend ME, and you try to patronise me, to boot? You were just saying..oh were you..? I can’t vary, as I don’t write them, just told you that before, but you insist on trying to patronise me again? You’re nobody, yes I know… No one I know would spew forth with this rubbish, as they have more brains. So you have no basis on which to judge, and your flimsy ‘evidence’ is laughable when I, can present solid factual logic and reason.

I have 2 nice arty sites and a very busy blog. I spend a lot of time and effort on my presentations, and have been established for a good few years, built up what I think is a pretty good rapport with relevant sites and most people chatting online in this sector. I rarely have crap flung, and I’m pretty sure it’s because people know of my long time genuity, and the obvious effort in my life choice, visual and writ. It would pretty difficult to fake this, my face is on my site, I’d be recognised in years to come too..’her with the fake revs, that pic, and those tattoos, as seen in private’. Reinventing would prove a difficult task. An inconspicuous wallflower, me…so you assume.. the utterly ridiculous.

The 1000′s of hours spent, the ££££ spent, ..logic says..hmmm, ruin your life choice  by faking your reviews! Yes, what a fantastic business savvy idea. Are you INSANE? Methinks..yes.

He/She/It then starts to backtrack..it’s like a soap opera now…haha..

Texter- ‘I didn’t accuse you of lying. I just figured you were using the reports as a means of advertising. Which isn’t really a bad thing as long as it’s an accurate representation of the experience you provide. Plently of ladies do it. I didn’t mean to annoy you, just a friendly poke that’s all. If you were more local to me id (sic) make an app so you could take out any bad feeling I’ve caused on me in the bedroom ’

I didn’t answer.

But it’s my blog, so lets answer now!

You ‘figured’..but don’t know anything. Call me then? Or answer my calls? You did accuse and assume of lying, very clearly, and no bones about it. I don’t need to lie for means of advertising, and I do alright as ‘real me’ advertising. Everyone else can see, why can’t you? Fake revs, are a very bad thing indeed, I see them, and I don’t like the decent boys being lied to, as a hard earned £ or $ should have fair and truthful returns on anything in this world. I’m not in your ‘plenty of ladies’ quagmire, and Thank God for that. You confuse me, with the stereotyped dim and desperate liars, so you need to educate yourself more, and research me, before making a fool of yourself in public.

You didn’t mean to annoy me? Hahaha, deem yourself very lucky that your fone no. isn’t here.

I have some decorum. I can deal with you in writ. If I was local to you, I’d move out. To the moon.

No, that’s not right. I’d get you evicted, haha.

As for ‘appt with me’ ..well, to quote John McEnroe…guess the rest. As if you were.

Some people just can’t bear it that there ARE happy decent genuine ladies. Truthful ladies, ones who have a little biz of their own, all tidy and nice, fits in with other biz, sweet as you like. Why would any sane man want otherwise?

The sane men and I, discuss this at length sometimes. Happy ladies make for happy boys, surely. It could be so simple. Some people are intent on making it not so simple. Done correctly, it’s one of the most honest and honourable things  humans can do for one another.

There are the ones who want you to be so downtrodden and needy, fit in their media brainwashed heads, and not in control of your life choices.  I wouldn’t  fear to meet a man like that, I know I have the vocabulary to shout that down easily, (I am woman, hear me roar, haha) but I never do meet that.. only occassional texts or mails. That bugs me though, even attracting one mail a month, that annoys me. I pride myself on pretty good sifting.

I’m really easy going, but when I think someone needs to be educated, (maybe it’s my ex-teaching  job stuff) I will rant till it gets through the thick skull. As I just did!  Sometimes they are a lost cause. Sometimes you have to get down to idiot level to converse with an idiot, but then.. they are more accustomed to the environment than you are? ( I got that quip from somewhere!) Och well, we can but try..sometimes.

I know, readers… I shouldn’t have given it any time of day or airspace, but I thought..other ladies must get this crap, and here is a (sometimes) feisty chick with a good retort! I hope you feel good afterwards too! I do! You girls ROCK.  

xxx Dolly

Wow, I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed at another glorious Punternet review… quick get the smelling salts..

I’m swooning! There is much swoonage going on in this boudoir tonight! It’s a swoonerama!

Thank you very much M!  xxx

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=92575 

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=92525

Thank you SPM, here’s that present I owe you! xxx

PARIS 6-7-8 SEPTEMBER 2009

EDINBURGH 29-30 SEPTEMBER – 1 OCTOBER 2009

(You know what to do…get in touch now! )

Arachna-orgies going on in my house!

I have just taken this photo, they have been at it for ages. So blatant, lights on and everything.

I thought, ‘That fly has been there for ages’, and was about to swat it. Then I looked closer, to find this!

A ‘fly on the wall’ must have been spying on me and thought, ‘Oh that looks fun, I’ll have some of that myself..’

I wonder if she said, ‘I hope you have washed your legs, I saw you land on that dog poop earlier, and don’t you dare try to kiss me, poop breath!’

I can’t bring myself to swat them, imagine being murdered in the middle of mating.

Update* I got this in email from a boy who knows my daft humour..(I said I’d post it!)

‘Go on, swat the little buggers. If you don’t the female will only land on you on in the night and lay her eggs somewhere warm and moist, then you’ll erupt with maggots in a few days like something out of Alien. Ewww. I can bring you some replacement flies; if you ask nicely you can unzip them and see what’s inside’

Hahaha!

PARIS 6-7-8 SEPTEMBER 2009

EDINBURGH 29-30 SEPTEMBER – 1 OCTOBER 2009

(You know what to do…get in touch now! )

Imagine kicking around the streets with your school pals and saying, let’s get a band together..we are 15, none of us can play anything, but let’s give it a go? We might just make it, you never know…we might be as famous as the Rolling Stones one day, imagine, dream….but who’s gonna play what, who’s gonna be the singer?

So you ask mum n dad..could I get a guitar for my Christmas, could I get some drums, could I get an amp and mike..

And then you surprisingly get signed a few years later, oh well, maybe you will get some pub gigs, and support slots, make a few bob for a few years before the reality kicks in..and you have to get a ‘real job’ cos your parents say so..

And then you are still here 25 years later! Packing out stadiums all over the planet, and 90,000 plus people are screaming for you?

What must THAT feel like? Not far from being GOD?

I would be so humbled, I think I would cry and run off the stage!

I think…multiply your best orgasm times 1,000 and you’re still not near it…but you have to give up something for that orgasm…

It must feel great…up to a point!

I don’t envy U2′s level of fame, actually I would hate it! Not being able to pop out for milk, anon, would be really odd.

I like the thought of success, not fame, and you can have one one without the other?

U2 were fantastic tonite, awesome, brilliant, amazing!

But I have some things that they can’t ever have again. I bet they think about that, just…well…sometimes.

Credit due though, no rehab, no kiss n tells, no Wacko Jacko behaviour. This is may be due to the grounded beginnings, good family, and that they still have their original support, same soundcheck guy since they were 17, etc. None of them have presidence, but we all know Bono more? Adam Clayton, Larry Mullen, The Edge, Bono. It’s kind of like…you know every member of the Rolling Stones, so you know every member of U2. Each has credit for their talent.

It worked, the whole set up, school pals…and not burning candles at both ends either. You can’t have this prof and energy at 48-50 if you are? I bet they did burn candles when they were younger though, hehe. They have grown up with us.

U2 know.. How To ROCK! 

This was the ’360 Degrees Tour’, the amazing set design made sure that they could be seen and experienced from 360 degrees, screens all round, bridges all round, and interacting with the immediate audience from a curved arc, an addition to the normal stage.

My favourite U2 song..is..this one.

Something you should experience ‘live’ in your lifetime…

live   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnX2idPFlwQ

video   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaV5UCMsW-8

I am pleased to announce a *pretty spectacular offer*, once in a lifetime! Got tix at very short notice from peeps that had to bow out.

I have 2 seated tix for the fantastic U2, at Wembley, Sat 15th at 7.30.
And YOU can accompany me for FREE!

The offer, rules and plan of action is…

*You have a 2hr booking at 3pm – 5pm ish, (£300)* and that gives us enough time to spruce up, and dress, to leave my boudoir at 6pm, by taxi, to Wembley.

You get taxi fare there, cos I bought your ticket! (taxi is 20 odd quid I reckon, no worries on ticket, It’s my offer?)

I am looking for an upbeat boy, a U2 fan or at least someone who will get into the mood and go with the rocking atmosphere, as I will be joining in and enjoying myself!

I’m not available to chat till 5.30pm tonight, so text or email if you are interested, it’s pretty much ‘who dares wins’. Can chat later in the eve though.

Hope to hear from you soon! xxx Dolly

So I go off to York for 5 minutes, and the emails and fone go Hoopla de Mental! (I just made that up, haha)

Catching up though, but doing a form of ’round robin’ mail here…

You know I like to ‘spread the love’ in moderation, and am very grateful for all/any attention at all, so if you have mailed me with views to meeting, please bear with me for replies. Will happen!

It’s lovely and encouraging to be in your minds! xxx Dolly

It’s either the weather or my silly York pics and poems..haha.

She had 10,000 men, (ooer!)

She marched them up to the Boudoir,

And they were never bored again!

When they were up, they were UP,

When they were going down, they were down,

And when they were only halfway up,

The Grand Old Doll went down!

Haha!

This is one of my fun pics from York, be nice, or I will come back to haunt you…oh you would most probably like my ghostly grapples in the night? I’d have icy hands though, sorry.

York is just gorgeous! What a lovely place. I had a really nice time, and thanks to the lovely boys who came to visit me too. This ghostly pic was just for fun, it was taken this morning in a photostudio in ‘Shambles’ one of the most famous streets in York, and the street in the pic is also Shambles. www.pastimages.yorkwebsites.co.uk

‘Shambles’ is so called because it was the home of the butchers, the ‘fleshamels’  (the flesh of animals).

I did find a ‘Grape Lane’ and hoped that I would find out if it was ever known as the haunt of earlier Dollymopps..?

I thought..I bet this used to be called ‘Grope Lane’ or ‘Grope**** Lane’..and I was right!  Fabulous.

So if I ever moved to York, I would like to live in Grape Lane. Maybe I will one day!

PARIS 6-7-8 SEPTEMBER 2009

EDINBURGH 29-30 SEPTEMBER – 1 OCTOBER 2009

Get in touch asap if you would like to meet! xxx