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He’s a wild one, isn’t he? Very funny, and a delight to be with!

Thanks DD, you daft bugger! xxx D

I had to cancel my little jolly jaunt or ‘escort tour’ to Birmingham because of my shoulder probs, so I think it’s about time that I rectified that?

How about mid March? Would that suit you, Sirs? Please let me know. I said I would make it up to you, didn’t I?

And any other fine gents who would like to meet me in Birmingham, please let me know too! Mid March, dates to be confirmed.

In June, I am going to ‘The Burlesque Hall of Fame’ extravaganza in Las Vegas.

When travelling, I go for art galleries, museums, history, culture etc, and I don’t think that’s what Las Vegas is about?

But, it will be great for an escort photo shoot won’t it? So I should get the sewing machine out, for sure! And because of the show, there will be good photographers available…oooh, the cog wheels are whirring now.  

No, I will not be attempting any Burlesque performances of my own! Well… not in public. Haha.

Last night, I dined out at www.quovadissoho.co.uk  and it was very nice indeed. It’s not a new place, but I had never been there before.

My lovely date ordered calf brains first…erm.

Now, maybe an Einstein or a fresh Marx brain might be a wee bit tasty, given the calibre of content, but a baby cow brain…erm. I’m already a mad cow, haha.

Oh.  Did I just consider eating a human brain there, just for a minute? Aaargh!

The film…  ‘Alive’ …Have you seen that? True story of the plane crash in the Andies? I have the book too. What would you do to stay alive? Not so much cannibalism, but survival? I cried, reading that.

If we are ever flying together, and that ever happened, I give you all permission to survive…There’s plenty of tasty meat on my flanks! And some for pudding, too! Haha.

Actually, I will try almost anything food wise, but I draw the line at some of the stuff I have seen/read of being served.

I will not try the eyes of anything, maggot infested anything, putrified anything, cats, dogs, insects, (have eaten ants in chocolate though) or the still beating hearts of snakes washed down with the blood. I have seen Gordon Ramsay and Antony Bourdain eat such horrors! Their faces were proof enough, not to try it!

Calf brains at Quo Vadis…I thought…there’s no kissing for you then my darling?  Haha.

Well. If you wash it down with the fabulous champagne at www.kettners.com  then I will. Oh, we just did…ahh…ok!

Never been to Kettner’s ( est 1867 ) either, but had a very lovely time there too. They certainly know about champagne. I really should learn more about wines and champagnes. I will do. I’m dying to show off to a luvvie sommelier one day, hey!

I love the wine prog with Oz Clarke trying to educate James Mays’ palate.

I do try you know.

‘Tell me what you smell/taste, James?’ asks Oz, his neck veins bulging inquisitively, despite knowing full well of the rubbish that will ensue.

James says, ‘Well. It tastes sort of…winey?’

‘Mmm, it’s a little short on the middle palate, I do declare..’ says Dolly.

They would then both ask me what I meant, and I would say, ‘I was just told to say that by someone else.’

(I was checking Kettner’s out for photoshoots, as ever. I do that everywhere I go anyway. All places are possible. Not just for me, but for my future lady photo career, and wow ladies, am I finding stuff ? I am, for sure!)

So…did I taste the calf brains? Yes, I certainly did, and very tasty they were too.

Crispy cream, not Krispy Kreme. Donut thank me for that tip…

But do try Quo Vadis Restaurant in Dean Street, Soho. Yummy!

Thanks R! xxx Dollymopp

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How lovely is that? Thanks S! xxx

An appreciation of Cats and also Cheese, ahh…a man after my own heart, haha.

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Eaves latest  ’study’ …Yawn. I’m not even giving them links, go and find it.

One sided again but of course, and always written from non personal experience…

And as usual, I’m a deluded bit of fluff, or a lying bit of fluff. I just don’t know when I’m happy, so they tell me. It’s really offensive to me that other ‘wimmin’ assume that my informed and educated choice is such a negative one. It doesn’t have to be, and it isn’t, for me. Their attempts at indoctrination are as, if not more,  potentially damaging as the thing they wish to fight against.

How very dare they! I know both sides, as I educated myself before I even chose to come here.  They, on the other hand think that even I, bow down to the inanity of lad mag culture, etc. Imagine. They assume that I have fallen for the sexual liberation ideals of the past and present, that  ’Men are now on your side..they want you to think that you’re equal and liberated now, but they secretly know that it means more casual sex for them, and you can’t see it?’

Ha.Ha. Of course I can tell the difference… Who’s deluded?

I know that there are certain women who do fall for it, and I have certainly met men in my non escorting life that have tried the metrosexual or new man ‘sweet talk’ in passing. Sometimes it’s blatant cave talk. Nothing gets past me, I’ll tell you that for nothing! Sometimes, I let them think that their ‘sweet talk’ is working, just to amuse myself, likes. They are not worthy of me, I know that. Some are good at it though!

No one has tried that much in escorting, as I’m a sure thing already…haha.

I’m happy to say after all this time, I can still count the slighty cocky ones on just…over one hand. I am glad that I get to experience them (at arms/email length) sometimes though, it’s all part of my life education, and very useful for my planned longevity.

It’s only ever the sub-human lad mag types who ever answer your polls/studies, darlin’s…You know the ones by now, they like to think that their view counts, and they get to feel all important because, they are usually ignored by women anywhere else. You gave them a chance to show off, and wax lyrical about being a ‘Real Man’…ahem.

They are the ones who write misogynistic reviews with glorious lines such as…

 ’F**k this slag whore befor (sic) she goes back to Poland, guys’ etc.

(Yes, I have read that, for real) So, yes, these people do exist, but they are by no means the views of all/most visitors, there are millions of ‘types’, and I have probably met them all, by now. The survey bods haven’t?

They think that other men are patting them on the back too, it’s so laughable. They don’t understand that other men are also pitying them.  But I worry for the girls on the receiving end of such, excuse the pun!

They are attracted to the study because they are usually promised a payment too. I know, because I have seen the ads and have asked some of my visitors to go along and take the surveys. Some have. These boys were told that they were the only ones who refused the payments. The boys responded by saying that they were just there to tell their experiences, (don’t need the money) but theirs are nothing like the ones published. Funny how their opinions are never published…? The boys showed me the questions.

Things like ‘How bad do you feel after visiting a prostitute?’

Not,  ’How do feel after…?’ Or, ‘Do you feel happy or sad after?’ That would be neutral and fair I suppose.

One of them said that he was coming to visit me straight after the survey, and that their jaws dropped and eyes widened.  They just looked at each other, and then looked back at him.

‘What, you are going to see a prostitute, now?’  

‘Yes, I have met her lots of times, she’s really nice, she knows I’m here too.’

He wished that he had had a camera! How we laughed.

What a small % of the real visitors. Their statements online there were barely literate, and the mutant gene pool, clear to see.

This is not the average visitor. I should know…? And I’m no grand lady myself, for sure. I’m meeting the average boys.

Some people, (so I hear) think I’m meeting millionaires and high flyer types all the time, (so my minority opinions don’t count again) and even though I have done so, most of the boys I meet are your ‘Regular Joe’.

So, their surveys are an insult to a lot of mens behaviour and intellect, as well as a lot of womens.

The gents would never answer your daft polls, ( I begged some to) as they know that you have judged already, and are not interested in their truth. Oh don’t tell me…there are no gents. Well, tell me about your personal experience there. And let us compare that, to mines.

I like to keep my blog poison free, so I don’t usually give airspace to insular non experienced opinions, but I loved this bit though!

And I quote -

‘Key stakeholders in Eaves’ work include the Home Office, the Ministry of Justice, the Metropolitan Police Service and the Crown Prosecution Service.’

Can I just say darlin’s…

‘Key steakholders (if I’m a bit of meat, haha)  in Dollymopp Inc. include the Home Office, the Ministry of Justice, the Metropolitan Police Service and the Crown Prosecution Service.’

Ooh, I feel a song coming on…all together now…

Julie, Julie, Julie do ya love me…Julie, Julie, Julie, do ya care…(youtube that, if you are too young to know what I’m singing there)

Maybe you would like to think about that statement J, because Those People Visit Me.

True. Sorry to burst the bubble. Again.

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Thank you very much D, you’re very welcome!

And thank you for all the presents too, I’m especially delighted that you went out of your way, to make me these…

Thank you soo soo much! These will make a guest appearance in a photo sometime..Can I make these into nipple tassels? Can’t get two ears into a close up photo you see, haha.

Watch this space…xxx Dolly

I have been the very lucky recipient of some late Christmas presents, one of which, are these!

Tattooed Chocolates for a Tattooed Escort. Yay! Aren’t they super cute?  Thanks A..xxx

You do know that I have tattoos, don’t you? If you dont…I must tell you…I do have rather large and elaborate tattoos on my upper arms.

Run away…Flee from this place, NOW!

But…if you want to know more…

I am told by many non tattooed escort fan visitors…that it looks ‘right’ and ‘just’ for me. I am not of the ‘fetish/pierced’ community and don’t know much of that lifestyle, really. I just love my permanent and colourful pretty jewels.

It was a long thought out and considered choice, and it has been 22yrs since my first time. Believe me, I have never had any regrets. I knew I wouldn’t. I drew them on with felt tips when I was 5yrs old, and so I knew that when I was ‘big’, that I would have them.

So there you go. No… I don’t have ‘Love and Hate’ on my knuckles…!

But before I die, I will have a tattoo of my honour as DM. I would love to have that on/in my flesh,  before I leave this realm. Memories… a la Barbara Streisand. Ha!  

This tattooed state obviously makes ‘ Dollymopp’ a very niche market…I’m shocked and stunned, that I do as well as I do! It still has stigma…

Mebbe yer slummin’ it babes, eh? Haha…

At first deductions… ‘I am a middle aged tattooed prostitute.’ Arrgh! 

(oh please do read further if you have just tapped in and found this singular line, haha)

That sounds utterly and absolutely dreadful, even to me! And I do laugh at myself,  at the typing such, there…!

But…I like the fact that my boys really ‘choose’ and that I am not for just anyone?

I, by my personal marketing choices, ‘choose’  them too?

Do you see?

I hope to not appear snobbish, but to care about both our choices here? I am a niche choice, that’s for sure.

I have no real idea of what you imagine me to be like…but most people ‘get it’. That tells me, that me, writing as ME, is right? For us?

When you get it just right, I receive lovely personal cute things like Tattooed Escort Chocolates!

And especially hand made cute Dollymopp earrings! Thanks D, pic and blog post coming soon! xxx

You all Rock! You don’t make My Day…you make My Life.

And I hope we will meet for years to come… xxx D

I know, I know…I’m back to square one, and have too much mail to answer.

Please call me if you haven’t had an answer yet!

Just call and say, ‘Ya feckin’ caah, I mailed you like a fule, ah did, and you didn’ even have the curtissy ta git back…’

I can take it, I can, and will beg forgiveness for my teeth and shoulder problems.  

All is good now, I possess a shoulder any semiphore enthusiast would be proud of, and the dentist wants to take photos of my smile for his brochures!

Seriously though, calling for future rendezvous would be better by fone right now!

Erm, I think I might have brought  ‘Sexy Back’,  as aformentioned in my last escort blog post, haha.

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Thank you very much, T!  I’m sure that you will appreciate this art nouveau pic !

Reports on the opera, later…xxx Dolly

I said at the end of my last escort blog post that I’m pretty much good for something, (as opposed to good for nothing) my shoulder is much much better. But you might not have read all of that lengthy blah blah blah to the end, (and I don’t blame you) so I should announce it properly!

I Am Better!

Dollymopp is now available again for cartwheels, handstands, chandelier swinging, naked origami, and other saucy activities that need shoulders. All of these saucy activities should certainly be indulged in whilst showing off new silk ff seamed stockings and suspenders from Santa…

So in the words of a sexy pop song that I like, ‘I’m bringing sexy back’ ?!

Justin Timberlake is half my age, but something there… turns my brain into a cavewomans brain, very quickly.

Sizzzzling, he is. Ouch. Dolly has spent many lone moments with Mr Timberlake’s vids.

Oh. Dear.

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