D-escort blog

Well, what the chamber maid saw, actually.

What do you just NOT want to happen in a hotel room?

The maid finding an escort’s vibrator in the bed, that’s what.

Oh but of course, that is exactly what happened!

Just before we left for dinner, I said, ‘Let me clear up before we go, there’s stuff  that needs to be hidden away first..’

He said, ‘Oh the maid will do that, c’mon lets go…’

I quickly scanned the room for the tell tale signs of escort debauchery, but missed this one!

When we got back, I was fannying around in the bathroom, as escort girls do.

Then I heard the peals of laughter, but I thought he was watching TV.

I popped out and said, ‘What’s so funny?’ and he said, ‘This was neatly tucked up in bed, the maid must have found it when she straightened up the room, hahahahaa!’ He was waving a vibrator in the air…!

Oh, Jesus Christ…but it was true. I spent the rest of the time avoiding her, opening the door, looking right and left, then running like the wind down the stairs!

I imagined that the news would spread like wildfire (or my thighs, hahaha) and that every worker would be in on the juicy gossip. I bet they all knew by the next day!

‘Secret Diary of a Callgirl’ series 3, is on ITV2 just now, catch up on ITV player. I have been catching up…because I have a particular attachment there. Wet and Messy…

Ages ago, Tiger Aspect got in touch with me to ask if I could/would take part, ie: give them some fun stuff to include in future episodes. I knew it was from a checked, trusted and genuine source, and that they were not interested in anything other than their programme, so I said yes. To my fun and delight, I keep seeing funny ‘bits of me’ in certain episodes!

The wet and messy sploshing food fight was me, but I didn’t have Belle’s blinding accident!

I do have pics of me with custard, treacle and M and M’s all over my face though…! It doesn’t sting, but it is like looking through tracing paper for a while.

My hair was super soft after though, so a lesson learned, Full Fat Ambrosia Devon Custard is a great hair conditioner!

I did have a full sized custard cream flan shoved down my knickers too haha, (not beans, but I said, how about beans?)

See ‘Secret Diary of a Callgirl’ on ITV2. 

Of course I have a fine rack…excuse me, wine rack!

How super kitschy cool and sexy is this? I have just received this fine red high heeled stiletto wine rack as a gift.  It now has pride of place in my now boudoir style sexy kitsch kitchen. Nigella…move over! Dough/doh!

www.dannyokewineracks.co.uk

Thanks L …for my lovely lunch…and the rest!  xxx Dolly

Another thing…I am again waaay behind on emails, blame the travelling, the evil shoulder etc.

Birmingham Boys, yes I have your mails, Thanks!

I’m now thinking that this Birmingham visit will be late March into early or mid April? I will let you know HERE, asap, and in good time for you to arrange. Wed eve till Fri eve is the plan…?

Nothing to do with anything, but talking of sexy raunchiness  in Brummie hotel rooms…

Fiona Apple is far too thin, but I love this sexxxxxxxxy tune of hers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btb5gOC2xYk

Hello You!

It’s been a while…

A whole week seems an awful long time away from you, though…!

How are you doing?

I didn’t say where I was going, did I?

It was Singapore, and Oh My God, it’s the Hottest Place on Earth…even Singaporean ladies have silver topped umbrellas to shield themselves from the sun, so that should tell you something about how hot it is.

I think anyone would agree too, apart from Icarus.

It was a Birthday Surprise/booking, and as it gets even hotter in April, (my birthday) the ticket was bought and presented to me with a few days notice, so how could I say no? I do say that I can pop off anywhere with a few days notice…? So…and it was Chinese New Year! Year of the Tiger. They know how to party…I wore red, the good luck colour, and my favourite colour anyway.

There’s only one place to stay in Singapore and that’s at…

The Most Famous and Best Hotel in the World.

And believe me, it is.

More than 120 years repute, famed for it’s brilliant history, the rise of, the fall of, the rise again of, the famous cocktail, the famous bar, the famous writers who took up residence , and wrote about their exp there, the A-listers (who continue to flock there, to this day), and the sheer blood, sweat, tears, but most of all, love… put in by all who have worked in service there. To have this place on your CV, must get you a top hotel/hospitality career anywhere in the world. Their service is 100% perfection and exquisitely so, you cannot fault them on anything. And they remember your name after meeting you just once!

I had a personally guided ‘one to one’ historical tour by the resident ‘original’ one day after breakfast. Later, I bought his book about the hotel history, and I am nearly finished that. I can tell you the story too, now. It’s an amazing story to behold, and everyone should learn and know about this historical place. I wonder if a film will ever be made about it…

Due to discretion purposes, staff monitor of google alerts, hotel name and dates…I won’t put keywords here!

But you…can you guess where it is yet? I won’t publish comments with the hotel name though.

It is 100% fabulous though. I’m so happy that I have experienced such luxurious and absolute splendour!

Thanks so very much S! xxx Dolly

P.S. I have much to tell you about Singapore, and one of those is a fruit called Durian, King of Fruits. Check that out, but hold your nose…it stinks! I did eat it, I will eat anything though, including you, haha.

I know it’s too early, but as I’m out of UK on Valentines Day, I thought I’d leave you with a nice pic of Dollymopp and her heart shaped Lollypop. Mmmm!

I’m available for a more intimate style of lollypop lickin’ and lovin’ from 17th Feb.

Am booked for 16-19-20-21-23-26th this far. And 4-5-13th March.

See you sooner or later though, I hope…

I still have a backlog of enquiry emails too, sorry.

Calling me is good, even a text is fine if you can mention your mail addy etc. I’m delighted to be asked to meet, but I still don’t  ‘Cram In’,  even if I know I can do so. You simply just…deserve better.

I’m sure you’ll agree?

This sounds so terribly terribly show offy…oh wow, I’m so pop, elite escort and vip escort blah blah etc…but do remember that I have been fairly absent recently, due to travels/cosmetic dental work/shoulder injury? That’s all!

I think I’m about average pop…not bad for an old tattooed bird? Haha.

Bear with me, to Bare with me! Haha.

P.S. Whilst I’m not here in London, but you are…try checking out my favourite trusted chickadees in London?

I’m not going to endorse just anyone, am I? These ladies are superb, intelligent, articulate companions of note, I know so.

www.josephinedarling.com (Ye Olde Fashioned Busty Strumpet, history enthusiast, with a sexy posh va va voom+++ Nigella factor, FF stockings, a must do…ooer sir etc? )

www.rhiacharles.com (Sleek and gym toned slim curvy blonde in posh Pimlico, with a sharp and honed naughty wit!)

www.londonevie.com (Brainbox blonde, presently at uni, as well as looking/doing/being super hot, in her spare time!) 

www.sophiamardell.co.uk (Ahh, the seductive and sensual woman thing, she’s certainly got it all!  Brains, beauty and… a better bum than mines. Haha!)

www.emily-escort.co.uk ( A funny blog I discovered! Witty and very charming, a  bright young lady who knows her own mind! )

See how nice I am, showing you, sending you off to others? I’d much rather introduce you, and point you in the right directions, than have you all in a flummox?

Hope you’ll visit me too, one day…

xxx Dollymopp

P.P.S. That was a big P.S. wasn’t it?

Sorry for the short notice, but you will be safe from my clutches for 10 days.

Business and pleasure will resume as normal from 17th Feb onwards! xxx Dolly