D-escort blog

I’ve just discovered this through a lady of note, Laura Lee, www.lovelylauralee.co.uk and it’s muchly interesting!

Laura has some good questions, and even better answers, so I thought I’d have a go.

You can ask me just about anything really (within reason!)  at www.formspring.me/dollymopp

It only takes a minute to join and you can be anonymous too.

Could be a good thing for shy boys, new escorts, etc?

Oh yeah….and nosey buggers like YOU. Hahahaha!  xxx Dolly

VISITING LOS ANGELES AND LAS VEGAS 1-14 JUNE

My latest idea for photos is me becoming an ’Art Deco Statue’…and I’ll be naked!

There’s ‘naked’ and there’s ‘naked’!  No, no open ladygarden shots…eww.

So I went searching for the right photographer, I don’t use the same ones every time, I seek out niches and the right lighting for the idea, etc, and I think I have found him.

Found this dude through Flickr actually! I think he’s got the job. We had a chat tonite. He’s a busy lad, so shooting will be a wee while yet.

I have done much professional bodypainting in my life, ads/music vids/mags etc, but now….I’m the model!

I will be bronze all over and will cut my hair into a very sharp bob.

I have been making props, and a plinth to stand on.

Here’s Dolly! (hopefully…)

Here’s a laugh for y’all…

Due to the ‘Domino Effect’…(one of those things where everything goes wrong, and topples into next thing?)

Tonight, I got dressed up and made up, in a train station toilet for my outcall at a lovely London hotel.

Oh yes, it’s all ‘go’, here. This is what I get for enjoying myself in Singapore.

London Escort Is Caught Naked In Public Toilet.

I had met K before, so he was sending me texts with ‘laughing faces’ at my mishaps, so at least I knew he was just fine with me! Thanks K, you’re a fine man indeed!  

Tuesday is my weekly massage and later osteo, and I do need it for my maintentance. I am spending £100 a week to make sure that I don’t have  body mishaps at least…You already know the history of that. If I cancel, I need to pay full fee…so I make sure I get there.

I reckoned that I could go home between appts, and bathe, dress, and get my escort bag ready, so that’s what I did. Hey, my gym is near, so lets pop in and do make up and hair there, the taxi rank is 2mins away?…All good…

But I forgot my gym card. Oh the drama! Ages of faffing, my fault though, (good on them for their security acumin) but this set me back a bit. I went down to the changing room to find a million naked women and no chance of fixing my intentions. I thought, oh just get to the vicinity and fix yourself in a bloody toilet!

So I get to the train station, seek out a toilet and set to. I got a disabled one with loads of room, and was in there for a half hour.

Then the attendant starts knocking on the door, ‘Excuse me, you have been in there for 30mins, are you ok?’

I open the door with one stocking on, a bag of make up on my knee, and the other stocking  in my hand.

I plead my case, ‘I’m so sorry Miss, I’m just in a terrible hurry to get somewhere, and I’m going to be late…’

She said, ‘Ooh sorry! I thought you were ill..I can see you’re in a tizzy!’

She now wants to chat about drug addicts and how she might find allsorts in her job etc. So I had to spend that time, I wanted her to know I was ok, not on drugs etc.

So…I eventually get to K’s hotel room, hey, only 10 mins later from final agreed time! 

We had a great time as usual, and then… I knew he needed his sleep for the early working day ahead.

So I gathered myself and my stuff, washed  the glasses, put stuff in bin, then said kissy cheerios and slinked away, like a slinky thing…hehe.

Thanks for a great time K, and thanks for your good humour about tonight’s drama!

xxx Dolly

Wow, thanks for the enthusiastic response! As you know, I don’t ‘cram in’ , I’m a fan of quality over quantity.

So I should come to Birmingham more often for you Midlands boys…? Haven’t even been there yet, haha…but am excited now!

Looking forward to meeting you in April…  xxx Future Midlands Escort Dollymopp?

VISITING BIRMINGHAM 21-24 APRIL call me NOW.

VISITING LOS ANGELES AND LAS VEGAS 1-14 JUNE

Site refurb…have I not been saying this for aeons? I’m finally on the case, written all updated new text and sent it for (soon) future viewing. Same site, just better! More pics, and new ones when I get to Los Angeles and Las Vegas in June.

I wrote it nearly 5 yrs ago. One of the changes…some people on forums seem to not realise that  having ‘Donations’ was a creative spurt and not a sugar-coated pretentious wording choice for what I do? I soon saw that some other girls liked the term, and added it too. Since then, we have all been attacked for that, and it’s all my fault!

I know I’m a London prostitute, (amongst other things) and a very nice and very happy one too! Got no problems with that word, actually I like saying it to myself in the mirror, often!…But Google sure won’t find me the right people, so I use London escort, because Google will find me? I’m creative, I like writing, hey…I will go between keywording and creative wording as I see fit? Always truthful though, when it counts.

Dollymopp starts with a ‘D’ and so does Donations.  It looked more streamlined than ‘Rates’ or ‘Fees’. I didn’t think it would start a revolution… Some people have no sense of fun or irony…

I know donations are voluntary, but thought yes, well, you’ll probably want to, if yer know wot’s good fer yer…!

So now, site refurbishment will have my new fun and flowery ‘rates’ choice of words, just like this!

‘The Loyal Bank of Dollymopp’

I thought of this last night, and how I laughed and patted myself on the back (and crotch), several times, haha.

P.S. Was sent this by one of the boys today-Thanks M! Brilliant!

“The Loyal Bank of Dollymopp, unlike high street banks when you withdraw, you don’t lose interest.”

New refurbished site sooooon, same ‘rates’ etc…

xxx Dollymopp

At last, I hear you cry! Or are you crying for the wrong reasons? Haha. Mail me now, let us make plans for Naked Ravishment and Debauchery! Wed 21st can only be evening, Sat 24st can only be morning. I’ll be very close to New Street station.

Of course, the boys who originally called me for my cancelled visit will have first consideration.

Remember my ‘Out of London’ bribery is £150 for 1hr, £250 for 2hrs etc. Champagne, Nibbles, and Me!

xxx Dollymopp

I was sent this little film by one of the boys, it’s so funny! At the beginning, I thought…what is this all about, what am I meant to be seeing here? Then…I saw more…and I can’t stop laughing! I don’t know how it’s done, but Thanks D!

xxx Dollymopp

 http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1268307548944RA87

We all know TW’s – timewasters never read our sites, they just look at our pics and then call or text with their gloriously ineffectual inane babble. It must be a weird world, theirs. I imagine Kim and Aggie of ‘How Bloody Filthy is Your House’  or summat, knowing them.  Ewww. In my life, the men I’ve met , (lovers or friends) would never stoop to this underclass level of pathetic.

Today, I had a text from one who had actually read a post! TW’s who can actually read, this must be a rare new breed indeed, my flabber was surely gasted.

‘Thanks for the links to other escorts while you were away, they are much sexier than you and much better in bed’

He can spell too, it’s too much, I need smelling salts and a sturdy chair.

I daresay they are, I do know some fabulous ladies and they’re super hot girls, that’s why I especially listed them, darlin’! (scroll past posts for the luscious ladies links)

I said ‘ Well as you’ve never met me or those friends, how would you know? Just found your no on my old fone, listed under TW…haha’

Oh, the stoney silence…I know I shouldn’t answer, but I do so love winning!

Why do they bother? They haven’t done the homework to even nearly get away with it, this is always their downfall. All that ensues is, that they are proven to be stupid, and I get to a wonderful new level of a winning cosy smugness on their behalf.

Not their aim, eh? Hahahahaha. It always amazes me how they think that they will fool me in the thing (this lifestyle) that I have much more personal exp of?

Step into the Dragons’ Den if you want, (ole’ dragon moi,  hehe, raaahr) darlin’ you will never win, you’re only going to be shown up as stupid, so why bother? TW’s please text me, it’s such fun ridiculing your tawdry efforts…

You must be loving this, your very own post! …xxx Dollymopp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js8YE7uZFUY

After some faffing about with my fone, decided to get a new one, a new provider and a new number.

So call 07940 474139 in future. The other still works, but I’m phasing it out.

Looking forward to hearing your dulcet tones sometime..hehe.

Also! I have a new Punternet escort review! Thank you very much Y, it was ‘luvlayyy’ to meet you, haha. xxx Dolly

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=96156