D-escort blog

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Come Wednesday at 1.30pm, I will be experiencing 2hrs of extreme agony, yet again. The left arm now. 23 years since my first tattoo.  A few months since my ‘replenishings’ .

Why!? You cry? Why do I blemish my beautiful alabaster skin?

I don’t see it as you do. I love it, it’s my permanent jewellrey, beautiful decorations, and life stories.

I never do it on whims, ever.

You have decor too, though yours is more subtle, and you don’t even know that you do it, but You Do.

This Woman’s Voice – She is Melody Gardot.

After my lovely B’ham visit, I went to snooze, I watched Jools Holland that last night, and SHE soothed me, smoothed me, into a lovely Saturday morn. I bought both her cd’s the other day.

Of course she’s on my I-pod, what, are you mad or something?  Let’s do it….mmmm.

If Brassai, Henry Miller and Anais Nin, had ever met Melody Gardot…this is how it would sound.

We need to have sex, I need to have sex, so lets have sex, with this in the background…?

God, this needs some slow…slow…ever so slow… grinding…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RMihe6fb84

Then it’s a good job that after 4 years in a drawer, I have finally switched on my ‘new’ I-pod.

It’s like that film, ’28 Days Later’ but called ’4 Years Later’ and there’s only one looney in it, and that’s me, haha.

My great little cd player (Phillips, £15 from Richer Sounds 10yrs ago!) finally gave up on me, and I was all flustered, thinking, oh Jesus Christ, I will have to get out that new I-pod thingy, and learn what to do with it now.

I am really really technophobic, and have no patience at all with tech things, so imagine my delight when I managed to do it right! This is such a breakthrough for me as a human being! Of course, I don’t read the manuals, I just press all the buttons and declare ‘This is broken’ to anyone who will listen. Then wait on them to do it for me. (oh shut up, you!)

So now you won’t hear cd’s on loop, we can have playlists called ‘Sounds for Seduction’ etc.

When I first got a computer, (about 15 yrs ago) I pressed some wrong buttons and a box popped up saying,

‘You have performed an illegal operation!’  Oh my God! What have I done! I thought…

I was so scared that the Police were going to come around and say that I must be in cahoots with Gary Glitter, etc. How was I to know all this bloody computer jargon!? Haha.

I’m good for my own ends, my site and my blog and all to do with it, but anything else, I’m awful. It’s not that I’m not capable, but I have no patience to learn it. Everyone else is really good at it, so I leave it to them!

If you put in my keywords on Google, you will find me first and second page, and I did that myself, so I’m good when it counts!

I’d like to say Thank You to my Birmingham boys for my enthusiastic reception there. I will certainly be back for sure!

(And thanks to B and the ladies too, you know who you are…)

Keep your eyes open on my blog, and I will let you know when I’m popping up again… to make something of yours pop up again, hehe.

Birmingham people are a nice cheery lot, very helpful and friendly, the north of England is pretty much like Scotland, I notice that.

I went for a very simple hotel… but redecorated it ‘Dollymopp Style’ to pretty good effect, I think? I always bring my own bed decor, cushions, champagne glasses, twinkly lights, slinky red sheer fabric to cover the hotel lamps,  boys grooming products, towels, toothbrushes, everything!

This enables me to keep my bribery requests more affordable for people ‘Outside of London’ and also lets me experience more of the UK!  It seems to work well, anyways.

I met up with some friends on Saturday. One, a lovely young lady with whom I share a visitor! He introduced us online and fone, (no we haven’t been all together…and won’t be!) and as she is moving to London soon for college, it would be beneficial to her to have a big sister here? Actually, I am old enough to be her mum! Anyways…I know I wanted to have a pal when I arrived in London, so I’d like her to feel safe with that. I will be here for her, London can be very scary when you’re new. She seems a sensible girl though, we had a good chat over lunch at ‘The Mailbox’ a Birmingham landmark, I see. Very nice too!

Then I went off to have dinner at San Carlo with two other fabulous ladies and B! This meeting was a celebration of someone very special…but no longer here. We had gorgeous food, and a good chat, then it was time for my train…boohoo.  Another visit due!

B was gallantly controlling my very heavy suitcase, me running behind him like a daft bit of fluff,  (Thanks darlin, you’re a gentleman and a scholar)  and we got there in the nick of time…

But I got here, intact, as you know!

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=97285

Thank you M, you’re very welcome! My thighs were ok by the morning…(in joke)

Sadly, the hotel was the same…haha.

It was my birthday last Saturday, and I had a good few things planned to do, with my good pal Bacchus. So for the next few days….

We went on a ‘London Walk’ called ‘Harlots, Whores and High Society’  with www.walks.com as I love historical walks, especially around London. I have been on the ‘Jack the Ripper’ walk, twice.  

I could orchestrate a ‘Dollymopper Walk’ easily! I’m really informative on the debauched history of SE1. I feel as if…I was always meant to be here, I absolutely love this place. Ugly building and all. I am supposed to live across the way, in Trinity Church Square though, haha. That says ‘Dollymopp Mansions’ to me! One day…

The walk did enlighten me to some things I didn’t know!  B and I were giggling, because we thought we spotted another escort…haha.

Afterwards, I chatted to our guide, and told her how enthralled I was about the subject…I asked her if she had read books by Fergus Linnane…and guess what? She actually knew him!  I didn’t tell her ‘everything’ of course. Mind you, she might have wanted to chat to me more…

What else…we went to the Comedy Store, went to the cinema (Clash of the Titans, fun, but no Oscar winner), ate loads of food, drank lots of champagne!

AND, we went to a special event, A Champagne Tasting event! Situated in a very grand hall in the city, it was superb. Thanks to R, much kisses! xxx

Gorgeous building, lovely al fresco space, with a fountain, and stone furnishings.

I listened intently to the speakers of three houses, Louis Roederer, Pol Roger, and Bollinger.

Then we commenced! 12 (taster!) glasses to test out, with the speakers describing each as we sipped. No, I did not ‘fling it down the hatch’! We wrote down our thoughts as we sipped…we had water and wafers to cleanse between tastings.

I really started to recognise the Bollinger aromas, quite ‘honey and toffee’ like to me? I don’t have an educated nose or palate for this, but I matched the same house! I am showing off now, haha. A great experience, I will now join the society, I think, as I would love to learn more. (What a cool escort I’d be, champagne expert etc…hehe)

On my birthday, I was given this candle, isn’t it just great, perfect, super etc! I didn’t even know it existed…

It smells divine too, a bit like baby talcum powder, flowers and sweeties. Just like me! Thanks D! xxx

Back in London, tired and happy, lots to tell you….later. Off to bed ZZZzzzzz

xxx Dolly

Due to unforseen circumstances…

 I will be in Birmingham earlier than planned, and now have Wed 21st April afternoon free!
If you would like to pluck me, then get in touch asap! I will be ripe for the picking between 2-6pm.
I’m really only looking to see one gentleman…so hurry!
‘Out of London’ bribery is 1hr = £150, 2hr = £250 and so on.
Mail me at dollymopp@googlemail.com

News – OXFORD and CAMBRIDGE in July/August?  If you are interested in meeting me there, mail me now.

Just cos YOU should be gittin’ between these here luscious legs sometime soon!  If yer know what’s good fer yer!

I will think of sumfink more interesting soon, but this should be interesting enuff fer yer, eh?

Wall   Ceiling? Ahhh, but it’s not above the bed, shame…but I will sort that bit out too, later…mmm.

The boudoir has been having a mini makeover you see.  But I love my red lights, we still have to have my saucy red light (district) look, don’t we?

I have new cream stone floor tiles in the hall now, (that’s how to spend Easter eh?) and I’m painting it a lighter shade of creamy pale, so you won’t get lost in my once dark den of iniquity ever again! You will be able to escape much faster! But …what if I’ve locked the door? Haha…