D-escort blog

I’m going to Las Vegas on Tuesday! I’m going to see the www.burlesquehall.com

I’m also going to have 4 days in Los Angeles too.

So of course, I’m not available in UK from 1-15th June.

But I may be available for outcalls only in Las Vegas (3-9th June) and Los Angeles (12-13th June).

I have piqued some boys interest, so have a few confirmed bookings now! They know Vegas well, so this should be fun!

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I’m a CAMBRIDGE  ESCORT, on Wed 7th  –  Sat 10th JULY 

I’m an OXFORD  ESCORT,  on Wed 25th  -  Sat 28th  AUGUST

See ESCORT TOUR page on the left, for details.

See you all when I return to UK.

 xxx Dollymopp xxx

My fridge has gone all frigid on me, and conked out completely. I didn’t close the freezer door properly, and the whirlygig motor has bust itself trying to save it’s own life.

Oh, what splendid joy to find melted and stinking warm food festering away, just as I was hoping to find a lovely cold drink in this warm weather!

I opened the door, it was like a Saturday night 70′s disco inside, everything was moving and grooving, the cheese was wearing an afro and the yogurt had a fur waistcoat on. Both were GREEN….

So a sink full of shop bought ice cubes at the moment…that’s my ingenious idea of a homemade fridge! Thing is…I have to keep going back to the shop every few hours. Pah!

Will be sorted out with a new one by Thu/Fri though, so you will have cool drinks when you get here.

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I’m a CAMBRIDGE  ESCORT, on Wed 7th  –  Sat 10th JULY

I’m an OXFORD  ESCORT,  on Wed 25th  -  Sat 28th  AUGUST

See ESCORT TOUR page on the left, for details.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B-uWoYs3X4

Too true. I’m Scottish. Unacceptable stuff is happening to law abiding peoples…regarding us…our freedom to choose.

On Sunday TV, (You can watch on bbc2 I-player now )

I spotted… ‘Worried About The Boy’ – a drama about Boy George’s early days. I already knew the background of George, as my gay art teacher had almost drip fed me ‘The Face’ and ‘ID’ magazines from age 14. It shaped my life and my other career for a long time.

Mr V was as camp as a row of pink tents with gay men in them, sniffing poppers. I loved him. Nice bloke. Great teacher. I eventually met his partner when I was 21.  The rest of the class called him a poof. I thought he was rather fab and exciting.

George was a monthly fixture in the best mags, the ‘Blitz Kidz’ , Rusty Egan, Martin Degville, Leigh Bowery, Scarlett, Pinketessa, Philip Salon, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, Antenna Hair, the first extentions (this was a massive wow), Nick Knight (is now a 60K a day photographer) …

I was viewing it all through my bedroom in Scotland…sigh. Long hair to be made from short hair was like… WTF!

There’s other progs after too, Soft Cell, the making of an album…Marc Almond etc.

The Heaven 17….as aforemetioned in above vid. See if you can spot ‘the moment of birth’ in a Kubrick film.

The music is still relevant today, the whole album is. I thought and still think , they are amazing! They have recently collaborated with La Roux.

Sunday BBC 2 I Player…

‘Heaven 17 – Penthouse and Pavement’ album live, 30 yrs after the release. Later prog, the making of.

It’s like the whole story of Joy Division/New Order/Factory records, and not so different…The Human League/Heaven17/Sheffield in the 80′s?

We Don’t Need This Fascist Groove Thing…

I have grown up with those boys, my town was supposedly ‘twinned’ with theirs…not glam. My town has been ejecting ladies from their legal workplaces though…I’ve been away, I have to gen up on that.

It was brilliant to see the Heaven 17 on TV on Sunday night. Their songs strike a cord, a lot.

I love it when someone does well!

Great tune, relevant….go and listen again.

Maybe it’s on the ladies theme tune album…as this tune may be too. See below.

Like the Orient Express, but not as exciting. Haha.

I turn down such a lot of boys, sorry boys, you’re just too short notice for me to prepare.

Have come to realise that not everyone can book in advance, even the nice boys? Some short notice callers are obvious timewasters, but a lot are genuine.

I am booked well in advance, so it won’t always be possible anyways, but hey we can try it!

I have been fashioning a little  ‘maybe’  idea…The Dollymopp Express!

I have had many nice boys call with even 5hrs notice and I still couldn’t. They were nice, and definitely genuine, I could tell, and nothing gets past me! From the conversations, I realised that I am missing some really nice people who, for many reasons, can’t see me, plan meetings in advance, and they really want to? We have met eventually, weeks and months later!

I think…gawds…we could have met, if I’d been prepared…?

The Dollymopp Express…My idea is, that I will be available at fairly short notice  (1hr min notice)  for 1/2 days a week. We still need to have a proper chat, don’t call me saying, ‘Awrigh’ babes, where are you, etc?’ That won’t do!

If we are already acquainted, a text is fine too.

Let’s say Mondays and Tuesdays, I will stay close to my boudoir, and make sure that I am 95% prepared for a visit.

Let’s say after my LA and Las Vegas trip, from mid June?

I will NOT be a conveyor belt lady on these visits, all I mean is for ONE gentleman to be able to call for short notice. Regular visitors will be favoured.  

I miss so many new lovelies, it’s a pity.

It might be a race sometimes! But you can try it…

Good idea for YOU, sometimes?

Call from 10am – 8pm on Monday/Tuesday, it may be your lucky day!

Bloody hilarious sometimes! Google eyed boys find ME in the most peculiar ways.

The latest is ‘Sensitive Nipples Escort’

Well, (sweeps hair back, dramatically..)

Of course I was front page… what, are you crazy? Haha.

Others that amuse me, I won’t be meeting these though…

‘slapper hoor se1′ (A charming man, I’ll wager… revered in 3 continents I’m sure, haha)

‘shagging cum fuck london prostitute’ (Classic, he’s such a genteel type…why, it’s so very obvious?)

I LOVE this, it’s the pure unconscious comedy show!

These words are mentioned somewhere for jest or quote, so Google finds me!

It’s even a book, ‘Keywords I Have Laughed At, Known And Loved’…a future book, all it’s own. Haha.

I’m a CAMBRIDGE  ESCORT, on Wed 7th  –  Sat 10th JULY 

I’m an OXFORD  ESCORT,  on Wed 25th  -  Sat 28th  AUGUST

See ESCORT TOUR page on the left, for details.

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http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=978550

I have never seen the ‘juicy details’ bits of reviews on The Erotic Review (and I don’t want to)…you have to join! But you can read an introduction.

Thank you so much P! 

I’m a big hit in the USA now, my stats went crazy after that review, haha.

xxx Dollymopp

I’m a CAMBRIDGE  ESCORT, on Wed 7th  –  Sat 10th JULY 

I’m an OXFORD  ESCORT,  on Wed 25th  -  Sat 28th  AUGUST

See ESCORT TOUR page on the left, for details.

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I was recently taken on a London river cruise for dinner  at www.bateauxlondon.com and it was just lovely.

We were greeted with a glass of champagne, and then sailed along to the sounds of a nice  mellow jazz band whilst we had a gorgeous dinner. Recommended. A really good evening! I wore a black pencil skirt and a fitted black satin oriental style jacket, embroidered with cerise flowers at collar and cuffs, with peep toed black patent stilettos. Just right.

Hey, we even managed to do my Melody Gardot thing later… ; )

Next evening, my gentleman text me to say that part of my attire had somehow gotten packed by mistake…

That’s what happens to sexy black panties tossed across the boudoir with gay abandon, haha. Accidental, we both know, but not a bad thing…haha.

Thanks L!

CAMBRIDGE   Wed 7th  –  Sat 10th JULY 

OXFORD  Wed 25th  -  Sat 28th  AUGUST

See ESCORT TOUR page on the left, for details.

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I didn’t go to the tattooist. I let him keep my £50 deposit too.

I had this sudden instinct and feeling of , ‘It’s not right.’  Nothing to do with him, he’s waaay talented, it was just me. I wasn’t ready on Wed, I thought I was.

I have, however, in my searches, found a definite choice, and I’m so much more sure of this time.

I am ready now, and looking forward to the extreme agony that is being a tattooed escort. Again…

Have you ever? It is so awfully painful. Your body goes into shock mode, you need to stop, after a fashion. I can do 2hrs max.

I can’t describe how and why I need to have it, I just do.  I didn’t get the broody gene, but I got the tattoo gene.

I know it must really put boys off,  I seem so stereotyped, and I know I’m not.

I like to look at others, but I’m rarely sexually attracted to tattooed men.

When it’s all done, I smile for ages… as I did 23yrs ago.

Have thought about my dates for visiting Oxford and Cambridge. I’m excited too, as you know how I love historical places, and I’m going to have a good old time browsing the olde worlde bits too.

CAMBRIDGE   Wed 7th  –  Sat 10th JULY 

OXFORD  Wed 25th  -  Sat 28th  AUGUST

Got to try and miss out those UK holiday weeks!

Do let me know sometime soon if you are interested…I do have a few emails asking about dates and telling me about their holiday dates! So I hope these dates are good…for all of us!

I also go for a ‘reccie’, arty media speak for checking out locations for photographing or filming, for my own pics and for my future photography of other delectable ladies. So…if you’re in the know, let me know about locations etc. Tell me here, or email?

Dates, haha, I’d rather have a Meet Me date, than an Eat Me date…on second thoughts…they might know what they’re talking about!

I want this book NOW! Actually I do have it in a way, it was sent to me on a file, and it is a very good read. 

I would like to get the real book on my shelf though, so I might just have to do that. 

Thanks J! xxx

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