What The Butler Saw…He didn’t see my Secret Diary…
Well, what the chamber maid saw, actually.
What do you just NOT want to happen in a hotel room?
The maid finding an escort’s vibrator in the bed, that’s what.
Oh but of course, that is exactly what happened!
Just before we left for dinner, I said, ‘Let me clear up before we go, there’s stuff that needs to be hidden away first..’
He said, ‘Oh the maid will do that, c’mon lets go…’
I quickly scanned the room for the tell tale signs of escort debauchery, but missed this one!
When we got back, I was fannying around in the bathroom, as escort girls do.
Then I heard the peals of laughter, but I thought he was watching TV.
I popped out and said, ‘What’s so funny?’ and he said, ‘This was neatly tucked up in bed, the maid must have found it when she straightened up the room, hahahahaa!’ He was waving a vibrator in the air…!
Oh, Jesus Christ…but it was true. I spent the rest of the time avoiding her, opening the door, looking right and left, then running like the wind down the stairs!
I imagined that the news would spread like wildfire (or my thighs, hahaha) and that every worker would be in on the juicy gossip. I bet they all knew by the next day!
‘Secret Diary of a Callgirl’ series 3, is on ITV2 just now, catch up on ITV player. I have been catching up…because I have a particular attachment there. Wet and Messy…
Ages ago, Tiger Aspect got in touch with me to ask if I could/would take part, ie: give them some fun stuff to include in future episodes. I knew it was from a checked, trusted and genuine source, and that they were not interested in anything other than their programme, so I said yes. To my fun and delight, I keep seeing funny ‘bits of me’ in certain episodes!
The wet and messy sploshing food fight was me, but I didn’t have Belle’s blinding accident!
I do have pics of me with custard, treacle and M and M’s all over my face though…! It doesn’t sting, but it is like looking through tracing paper for a while.
My hair was super soft after though, so a lesson learned, Full Fat Ambrosia Devon Custard is a great hair conditioner!
I did have a full sized custard cream flan shoved down my knickers too haha, (not beans, but I said, how about beans?)
See ‘Secret Diary of a Callgirl’ on ITV2.
It’s not something I do often, but it is hilarious fun, and what made me do it, was that I had always wanted to fling a pie a la TISWAS! So now I have. Several times! Splosh!
February 24th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
That is brilliant! I didn’t realise that your antics were in the programme. Now I will look at it with more interest. It’s also great to see you back on form Dolly
February 25th, 2010 at 2:33 am
Hi J&H! Missed you! One day…?