New Breed of TW
We all know TW’s – timewasters never read our sites, they just look at our pics and then call or text with their gloriously ineffectual inane babble. It must be a weird world, theirs. I imagine Kim and Aggie of ‘How Bloody Filthy is Your House’ or summat, knowing them. Ewww. In my life, the men I’ve met , (lovers or friends) would never stoop to this underclass level of pathetic.
Today, I had a text from one who had actually read a post! TW’s who can actually read, this must be a rare new breed indeed, my flabber was surely gasted.
‘Thanks for the links to other escorts while you were away, they are much sexier than you and much better in bed’
He can spell too, it’s too much, I need smelling salts and a sturdy chair.
I daresay they are, I do know some fabulous ladies and they’re super hot girls, that’s why I especially listed them, darlin’! (scroll past posts for the luscious ladies links)
I said ‘ Well as you’ve never met me or those friends, how would you know? Just found your no on my old fone, listed under TW…haha’
Oh, the stoney silence…I know I shouldn’t answer, but I do so love winning!
Why do they bother? They haven’t done the homework to even nearly get away with it, this is always their downfall. All that ensues is, that they are proven to be stupid, and I get to a wonderful new level of a winning cosy smugness on their behalf.
Not their aim, eh? Hahahahaha. It always amazes me how they think that they will fool me in the thing (this lifestyle) that I have much more personal exp of?
Step into the Dragons’ Den if you want, (ole’ dragon moi, hehe, raaahr) darlin’ you will never win, you’re only going to be shown up as stupid, so why bother? TW’s please text me, it’s such fun ridiculing your tawdry efforts…
You must be loving this, your very own post! …xxx Dollymopp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js8YE7uZFUY
