D-escort blog

I don’t have a list of  ‘services’  and my reviews are not too detailed either!? The lovely gentlemen have spared my blushes there..

So you are thinking..hmm, I don’t know her yet, the reviews are looking good, I’m thinking that it will be fine, but um..not quite sure about this..

OK..

It’s not a list, it’s a guide of sorts…

Well…I’m not prudish..we know that much.

I like DFK, and just kissing in general, I like being kissed all over too, mmm, hope you do too.

I have a very tickly bottom! So my bottom is only for sitting on, you understand? No ticklish bumlove here!

I may investigate your bottom though, no foibles about that, if you like that? I have safe little toys for that, or maybe you would like just me to tickle your fancy there, safely?  Freshly scrubbed please! I may…have a very close look too. Again, that needs to be freshly scrubbed.. a minute before, for the close inspection!

I have incredibly sensitive breasts and nipples, so much attention there, especially from your tongue, gets the juices flowing..mmmm

I like sucking lollipops with no sweetie wrapper on, a particular joy of mines..again, freshly scrubbed please! More attention that way? This might include additions if you like, fruity lube, choc, ice cream, liquids of varying temperature etc. I like the eye contact in these moments, I love to see your enjoyment..mmmm, can’t talk with my mouth full.

I like to see and feel the visual produce of my attention to detail there, but the ‘splashed canvas’ doesn’t include my mouth..but it does include my exterior naked flesh in abundance..face, hair, that’s ok. Don’t get me in the eye! Ouch!

And likewise, licking my Dollymopp Lollipop is most welcome! Dive in…

Try spelling out the Alphabet whilst there..twice? Haha. I will provide snorkels should you begin to drown.

I am absolutely fascinated by testicles! Haha! And if you like it too, I will give yours a lot of attention, mmm, you let me know how.

You know.. how you make babies? Well… I like the practicing part, without the baby part.

 I have oodles of stuff to stop that happening, and we must ALWAYS use them.

No question! I provide all we need for safe and healthy fun there. I can put them on with no hands too…ooer!

This practicing can take many athletic forms..but there’s no chandelier here. Pity..

I like sexy toys, and will show you mines if you like? You can bring some of the things you like too. I will show you… to the point of no return.. Oh I think you might like that, hmm?

Clean fingers are toys too..trim your nails, boys..

Am open minded to little ‘quirks’, and ‘fetishes’ as long as they are safe and legal.

Not into roleplay, although I do like the dressing up part. I would be dreadful at roleplay, I’d spoil it by laughing too much, how awful..

Not at all interested in orgies, parties or swinging. I can be persuaded to have another lady along, but not one of my friends! I’d trust that you would choose another lady of decent ill repute, a strange contradiction there! You know what I mean..

So, to summarise..my only concerns are that, ‘Gentlemen’s Relish’  has its safe places, and I like to sit down without wincing.

We can experiment and have fun, just safe and legal fun!

I do not answer sexually explicit emails or indulge in sexual chat by way of telephone or text.

Don’t try any persuasion tactics on my Do Not’s..(As a castration with a rusty axe smack in the goolies often offends)

I know you will behave..

By my little guide here, you will know if I’m the right kind of fun for you…