New Dollymopp Punternet Review!

July 22nd, 2010

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=98850

Thanks P!

Leaving Las Vegas…

July 18th, 2010

It’s about time, you say! Yes…so…

Arriving in Las Vegas. It’s such a weird place, it’s like Disneyland for adults. More later…

I arrived in LAX first, and had a night in LA. We were sooo tired, but we had a little wander about our neighbourhood, Santa Monica Boulevard…and very nice too, like Elvis and Sheryl Crow says.

We stayed in a gorgeous massive appartment just off the SM boulevard, got some cute pics in their gardens too. I will stay there again one day, really lovely. Pics to come!

We woke at around 7am ish, and got on the girls roadtrip vibe, hired car, (Dollymopp, Thelma and Louise) it was supposed to be a 10hr drive from our side…we did it in 6hrs!  It was hot…

Then…I saw the famed sign, ‘Welcome To Las Vegas’ …

It was as if I’d entered an animation. Very weird.

We drove down The Strip to get to our hotel, it was colourful and loud! And…116 degrees. In the shade. Phew.

Checked in, another huge apartment, with a view of everything! And I’d like to thank God, my family, all the production team, my director etc… for aircon. Jesus, it was HOT. It is the desert, and you really do know it is. Dry heat, not like Singapore. Burning, but not sweating, funny, that.

That night, everyone arrived for the Burlesque show, and the hotel was choc full of glamorous girls in tight corsets, sweating glitter and sequins at every corner! I was wearing 50′s clamdiggers and a gingham blouse, looking like a ‘Beverly Hillbilly’! Due to my ‘connections’ I did meet the long time legends and top performers, so that was kinda cool!

The first show was happening the next night, so sleep was needed after the roadtrip.

Next night, oh, we bumped up the glamour stakes, I had a red satin dress with black velvet tattoo designs on it to wear, and a big frou frou red petticoat underneath. Red glitter flowers in my hair…(I’ll show you the cartoon drawing I have of me too)  and my friends were even more glamorous! We had the top table too, champagne on ice, it was rather fab.

The show was FABULOUS, so amazing, and everyone had a ball. The best was yet to come too. More later.

I had bookings arranged before I left UK, so the next night I was staying overnight at The Bellagio, very upmarket and glam, so I needed a dress…not like my burlesque stuff! I’m such an easy shopper…haha. First shop, 5mins, I found it. Flowery black n white chiffon prom dress style, a little black bolero jacket on top to cover tattoos, my peep toed stilettoes and a black handbag, et voila! A prim but glam Miss Dolly appeared.

He did seem rather pleased when we met…!

We went to Le Cirque and had fabulous gorgeous food and then…I’m not telling.

He did take a few pics of me in Bellagio lobby (only there, ok!) so I’ll have to put those here too.

Fast forward to…weird stuff, like escort vans with ads on. Delivering girls like pizzas. For $40. Hmmm. Men thrusting cards at you in the street. DODGY isn’t the word, is it? I imagine they are sitting in cages waiting to be delivered to some drunken stag night…

If you’re going, I’d hope you would avoid. My booking said he’s there quite often and always books a reputable indie from research. Good boy had done his research well obviously!

Part 2 coming soon.

Pic is Bellagio fountains, they spurt in time to the music…it’s cool! Can you do that? Haha.

xxx Dolly

New Dollymopp Punternet Review!

July 12th, 2010

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=98667

Thank you B, it was a pleasure! Punting near the Cam is better than punting on the Cam, huh!

New photos from Cambridge

July 12th, 2010

Had a lovely time in Cambridge and got some new photos too. (thanks M!) More later….

Cambridge Independent Escort

July 6th, 2010

I’m off to Cambridge tomorrow and will be back on Saturday evening.

I went to Henley Regatta last week, (Thanks P!) the stewards enclosure, no less. It was lovely, great weather and good food too. Got some photos of course. Will write more when I return!

xxx Dolly

‘I put on my robe and wizard hat’ (bloodninja)

June 23rd, 2010

I’m a CAMBRIDGE  ESCORT, on Wed 7th  –  Sat 10th JULY

I’m an OXFORD  ESCORT,  on Wed 25th  -  Sat 28th  AUGUST

See ESCORT TOUR page on the left, for details.

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I will write about Las Vegas…but one thing first…I MUST tell you about Bloodninja!

www.bloodninja.org   is a very funny guy who winds up real people in cybersex chatrooms.

I just discovered this and I can’t stop laughing! It’s not new, but new to me.

Here’s a sample…(Wellhung is actually Bloodninja, ok?)

<Wellhung> Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
<Sweetheart> I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I’m toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
<Wellhung> I’m 6’3″ and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I’m also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner…it smells funny.
<Sweetheart> I want you.Would you like to screw me?
<Wellhung> OK
<Sweetheart> We’re in my bedroom.There’s soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I’m looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
<Wellhung> I’m gulping, I’m beginning to sweat.
<Sweetheart> I’m pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
<Wellhung> Now I’m unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
<Sweetheart> I’m moaning softly.
<Wellhung> I’m taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
<Sweetheart> I’m throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I’m rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
<Wellhung> My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I’m sorry.
<Sweetheart> That’s OK, it wasn’t really too expensive.
<Wellhung> I’ll pay for it.
<Sweetheart> Don’t worry about it.I’m wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
<Wellhung> I’m fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it’s stuck. Do you have any scissors?
<Sweetheart> I take your hand and kiss it softly.I’m reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
<Wellhung> How did you do that? I’m picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
<Sweetheart> I’m arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
<Wellhung> I’m dropping the bra. Now I’m licking your, you know, breasts. They’re neat!
<Sweetheart> I’m running my fingers through your hair. Now I’m nibbling your ear.
<Wellhung> I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
<Sweetheart> What?
<Wellhung> I’m so sorry. Really.
<Sweetheart> I’m wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
<Wellhung> I’m taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
<Sweetheart> OK. I’m pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
<Wellhung> I’m screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
<Sweetheart> I’m pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
<Wellhung> I’m pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you…umm… wait a minute.
<Sweetheart> What’s the matter?
<Wellhung> I’ve got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I’m choking.
<Sweetheart> Are you OK?
<Wellhung> I’m having a coughing fit. I’m turning all red.
<Sweetheart> Can I help?
<Wellhung> I’m running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I’m fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
<Sweetheart> In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
<Wellhung> I’m drinking a cup of water. There, that’s better.
<Sweetheart> Come back to me, lover.
<Wellhung> I’m washing the cup now.
<Sweetheart> I’m on the bed arching for you.
<Wellhung> I’m drying the cup. Now I’m putting it back in the cabinet. And now I’m walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it’s dark, I’m lost. Where’s the bedroom?
<Sweetheart> Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
<Wellhung> I found it.
<Sweetheart> I’m tuggin’ off your pants. I’m moaning. I want you so badly.
<Wellhung> Me too.
<Sweetheart> Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
<Wellhung> Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
<Sweetheart> Why don’t you take off your glasses?
<Wellhung> OK, but I can’t see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
<Sweetheart> I’m bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
<Wellhung> I have to pee. I’m fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
<Sweetheart> Hurry back, lover.
<Wellhung> I find the bathroom and it’s dark. I’m feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
<Sweetheart> I’m waiting eagerly for your return.
<Wellhung> I’m done going. I’m feeling around for the flush handle, but I can’t find it. Uh-oh!
<Sweetheart> What’s the matter now?
<Wellhung> I’ve realized that I’ve peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I’m walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
<Sweetheart> Mmm, yes. Come on.
<Wellhung> OK, now I’m going to put my…you know …thing…in your…you know…woman’s thing.
<Sweetheart> Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
<Wellhung> I’m touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I’m having a little trouble here.
<Sweetheart> I’m moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can’t stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
<Wellhung> I’m flaccid.
<Sweetheart> What?
<Wellhung> I’m limp. I can’t sustain an erection.
<Sweetheart> I’m standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
<Wellhung> I’m shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I’m going to get my glasses and see what’s wrong.
<Sweetheart> No, never mind. I’m getting dressed. I’m putting on my underwear. Now I’m putting on my wet nasty blouse.
<Wellhung> No wait! Now I’m squinting, trying to find the night table. I’m feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
<Sweetheart> I’m buttoning my blouse. Now I’m putting on my shoes.
<Wellhung> I’ve found my glasses. I’m putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I’m pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
<Sweetheart> Go to hell. I’m logging off, you loser!
<Wellhung> Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

I’m back in London

June 15th, 2010

Just got off the plane 2hrs ago, so I’m off for some zzzzz….

Got loads to tell you later though!

xxx Dolly

UK Escort in Las Vegas and Los Angeles!

May 27th, 2010

I’m going to Las Vegas on Tuesday! I’m going to see the www.burlesquehall.com

I’m also going to have 4 days in Los Angeles too.

So of course, I’m not available in UK from 1-15th June.

But I may be available for outcalls only in Las Vegas (3-9th June) and Los Angeles (12-13th June).

I have piqued some boys interest, so have a few confirmed bookings now! They know Vegas well, so this should be fun!

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I’m a CAMBRIDGE  ESCORT, on Wed 7th  –  Sat 10th JULY 

I’m an OXFORD  ESCORT,  on Wed 25th  -  Sat 28th  AUGUST

See ESCORT TOUR page on the left, for details.

See you all when I return to UK.

 xxx Dollymopp xxx

 

Too Hot To Handle…

May 25th, 2010

My fridge has gone all frigid on me, and conked out completely. I didn’t close the freezer door properly, and the whirlygig motor has bust itself trying to save it’s own life.

Oh, what splendid joy to find melted and stinking warm food festering away, just as I was hoping to find a lovely cold drink in this warm weather!

I opened the door, it was like a Saturday night 70′s disco inside, everything was moving and grooving, the cheese was wearing an afro and the yogurt had a fur waistcoat on. Both were GREEN….

So a sink full of shop bought ice cubes at the moment…that’s my ingenious idea of a homemade fridge! Thing is…I have to keep going back to the shop every few hours. Pah!

Will be sorted out with a new one by Thu/Fri though, so you will have cool drinks when you get here.

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I’m a CAMBRIDGE  ESCORT, on Wed 7th  –  Sat 10th JULY

I’m an OXFORD  ESCORT,  on Wed 25th  -  Sat 28th  AUGUST

See ESCORT TOUR page on the left, for details.

We Don’t Need This Fascist Groove Thing

May 19th, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B-uWoYs3X4

Too true. I’m Scottish. Unacceptable stuff is happening to law abiding peoples…regarding us…our freedom to choose.

On Sunday TV, (You can watch on bbc2 I-player now )

I spotted… ‘Worried About The Boy’ – a drama about Boy George’s early days. I already knew the background of George, as my gay art teacher had almost drip fed me ‘The Face’ and ‘ID’ magazines from age 14. It shaped my life and my other career for a long time.

Mr V was as camp as a row of pink tents with gay men in them, sniffing poppers. I loved him. Nice bloke. Great teacher. I eventually met his partner when I was 21.  The rest of the class called him a poof. I thought he was rather fab and exciting.

George was a monthly fixture in the best mags, the ‘Blitz Kidz’ , Rusty Egan, Martin Degville, Leigh Bowery, Scarlett, Pinketessa, Philip Salon, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, Antenna Hair, the first extentions (this was a massive wow), Nick Knight (is now a 60K a day photographer) …

I was viewing it all through my bedroom in Scotland…sigh. Long hair to be made from short hair was like… WTF!

There’s other progs after too, Soft Cell, the making of an album…Marc Almond etc.

The Heaven 17….as aforemetioned in above vid. See if you can spot ‘the moment of birth’ in a Kubrick film.

The music is still relevant today, the whole album is. I thought and still think , they are amazing! They have recently collaborated with La Roux.

Sunday BBC 2 I Player…

‘Heaven 17 – Penthouse and Pavement’ album live, 30 yrs after the release. Later prog, the making of.

It’s like the whole story of Joy Division/New Order/Factory records, and not so different…The Human League/Heaven17/Sheffield in the 80′s?

We Don’t Need This Fascist Groove Thing…

I have grown up with those boys, my town was supposedly ‘twinned’ with theirs…not glam. My town has been ejecting ladies from their legal workplaces though…I’ve been away, I have to gen up on that.

It was brilliant to see the Heaven 17 on TV on Sunday night. Their songs strike a cord, a lot.

I love it when someone does well!

Great tune, relevant….go and listen again.

Maybe it’s on the ladies theme tune album…as this tune may be too. See below.

Independent London Bridge Escort Blog. I'm also available in Tower Bridge, Tower Hill, Shad Thames, Waterloo, Blackfriars, Bank, Bankside, Borough, Southwark, The Shard , Aldgate, Bishopsgate, Lambeth, Liverpool Street, Moorgate, Old Street, Clerkenwell, Monument, Bermondsey, Kennington, Oval, Camberwell, Dulwich, Shoreditch, Angel Islington, Farringdon, Cannon street, and in the City of London near the Shard. SE1, SE5, SE11, SE15, SE17, SE22, EC1, EC2, EC3,w1, wc1, w2, wc2, n1. xxx Dollymopp a Scottish independent london escort in SE1 xxx

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